Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush peoples spirits. What is next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?
With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You have chosen to shave your hair and that is a look you are cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we do not really consider you part of the bald community with all due respect.
Well, we like our Internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there is no dancing, no walking, and we would starve. It would be all work and no play.