What we need is a good opening sentence. Something that will smack the reader right between the eyes, and then take him on a virtual roller coaster ride of self awareness and discovery. Frasier, while you were over there, mixing metaphors like a Cuisinart, I have had a breakthrough.
Wow, these dolls are great. Oh my God, you have Cabbage Patch! My brother used to have one of these, his name was Cedric.
That is what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you do not let go no matter what your mom says.