That is what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you do not let go no matter what your mom says.
Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush peoples spirits. What is next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?
With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You have chosen to shave your hair and that is a look you are cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we do not really consider you part of the bald community with all due respect.